This ESPN talking head’s deranged remedy for “court storming” in college basketball will leave you at a loss for words

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March Madness is upon us and college basketball fans everywhere cannot hold back their excitement.

But the no-fun police are already trying to ruin one of the greatest traditions in all of sports.

And this ESPN talking head’s deranged remedy for “court storming” in college basketball will leave you at a loss for words.

“They could stop it tomorrow…”

Court storming has become an integral part of the college basketball spectacle, however many of the elites who control sports and their media allies want to do away with this tradition.

Following Wake Forest’s jaw-dropping upset victory against in-state rival Duke last week, fans predictably stormed the court.

During the mayhem, a few excited Wake Forest fans bumped into Duke forward Luke Filipowski, causing the no-fun police and other left-wing wet blankets to claim he was nearly killed.

But of course, despite the hysteria that came immediately following the ordeal, Filipowski was totally fine, and played 30 minutes in the team’s next game as if nothing had happened.

Regardless, the elites who control college basketball and their media allies are calling for major changes as a result, including ESPN’s Jay Bilas, who may have come up with the most deranged “solution” to court storming yet.

Bilas told ESPN’s First Take that if the NCAA “wanted to stop it, they could stop it tomorrow,” not by explicitly banning court storming, but by openly allowing fans to storm the court, then holding them hostage on the court and arresting each and every person who stepped on the floor – which is basically the same strategy Capitol Police employed on January 6.

“One time, all you have to do is once they’re on the court, don’t let them off,” Bilas continued. “Just say, ‘You’re all detained’ and give them all citations or arrest them if you want to. And then court stormings will stop the next day.”

Similarly, others within the sports media have also taken aim at college football fans who storm the field, as some altercations have occurred between players and fans.

Do not comply with the no-fun police

At the end of the day, storming the field of play has become an integral tradition across college sports, creating lifelong memories for fans, players, and coaches alike, and iconic moments in the history of sports.

Obviously, fans shouldn’t cross the line, and should treat the opposing team with respect as they storm, including ensuring that they don’t injure anyone.

But at the same time, it’s also not like court stormings happen spontaneously – everyone knows when fans are going to rush the court or field.

It should be incumbent upon not only the opposing coaches, but also the ample security presence and other event staff who already staff every college sporting event, to prepare for the storm in the final minutes of a game in order to ensure the safety of opposing players.

For example, in the aforementioned game between Wake Forest and Duke, the Demon Deacons put the game out of reach by hitting two free throws that extended their lead to four with one second remaining in the game.

Everyone in the arena knew that the game was over and that a court storming was coming, but rather than preparing for the inevitable while the clock was stopped, both Duke’s coaches and the officials carried on like nothing was happening, leaving the players to figure out how to make their way through the melee.

If they truly cared about protecting the players, they would protect the players.

But in the end, the no-fun police simply want to rain on everyone’s parade by banning everything they dislike.

US Political Daily will keep you updated on any developments to this ongoing story.